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lilyredneck:

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juzanotherblog:

new bra from victoria secret! :) 

A woman stands in her bedroom. She is with her attractive male lover. The air is filled with desire. They both look into each other’s eyes. The female, with a slightly bashful smile, takes off her clothes, starting with the pants first, and finally the shirt. She is wearing the bra. The man’s eyes opened wider in interest. His interest is peaked. The woman strutted closer to him, her eyes batting and her smile growing. She leans into his ear and with a breathy voice, she spoke:“Lettuce fuck.” 

I graduate in three days, I pay my own bills, I have a car, and I’m reading fanfiction about a lettuce bra.

It has a little lettuce bow.

I’ve been laughing for 7 minutes oh my god
Apr 14, 2014 / 314,355 notes

peanutbutterandsquats:

lilyredneck:

dut-dut-goose:

queenofferrets:

juzanotherblog:

new bra from victoria secret! :) 

A woman stands in her bedroom. She is with her attractive male lover. The air is filled with desire. They both look into each other’s eyes. The female, with a slightly bashful smile, takes off her clothes, starting with the pants first, and finally the shirt. She is wearing the bra. The man’s eyes opened wider in interest. His interest is peaked. The woman strutted closer to him, her eyes batting and her smile growing. She leans into his ear and with a breathy voice, she spoke:

“Lettuce fuck.” 

I graduate in three days, I pay my own bills, I have a car, and I’m reading fanfiction about a lettuce bra.

It has a little lettuce bow.

I’ve been laughing for 7 minutes oh my god

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barebackinq:

precumming:

im melting

His chest hair looks like it drawn on with pen
Apr 14, 2014 / 47,397 notes

barebackinq:

precumming:

im melting

His chest hair looks like it drawn on with pen

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hales-malia:

It’s been a long time coming. And now it’s finally happnened.#TheUniting , at last , with @realgrumpycat

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sunsetsandserotonin:

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ughwenz:

Get rid of your boundaries and the universe is yours.

i know i reblog this a lot but fuckin look at it

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versaceslut:

this is fucking crazy omfg

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sex-thrill:

my blog will make you horny ;)
Apr 12, 2014 / 15,282 notes

sex-thrill:

my blog will make you horny ;)

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sex-thrill:

my blog will make you horny ;)
Apr 12, 2014 / 40,109 notes

sex-thrill:

my blog will make you horny ;)

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What would it be like to kiss you?

Have you ever watched a sunset, then woke up early the next morning to see it rise? It’s still the same sun, but you’re looking at it in a different light. And it is so beautiful.

Have you ever just stopped along the beach, and watched the waves lap up against your feet? Your skin was untouched by that water until that very moment. Cleansed now with salty water and such, it’s still the same skin.

Have you ever watched the way she blankly stares? Sometimes you’ll catch her lost in thought, silently staring into nothing. When she snaps out of the trance, she’s the same person, but for a moment she was no one. Just a lost thought.

I think kissing you would be all of these things. I will look at things in a new light, because there will be so much to smile about. I will have been cleansed with an innocent kiss, the taste of you on my lips. And in that moment, of our lips pressed together, we are no one. We are two souls, joined together by this one magical moment.

Oh, how I cannot wait to kiss you.

Just some shitty piece I’m writing at 4 am, thinking about you (via myth-called-love)

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nishlo:

but the real question is has nemo found himself

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free-booty:

I don’t mean to interrupt people I just randomly remember things and get really excited I’m sorry

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